United Landscape Design - Destroyed and violated my house

Bayville, New Jersey 5 comments

I hired this company to redo my yard and they sent a guy right over to evaluate the job.After looking over the yard for a bit he came up to me and asked to use my bathroom which I said yes to.

As he waddled into the house I became aware of the brown stain that was steadily increasing in size on the back of his jeans. After he closed the doors the noises I heard were horrendous and scared me senseless. He was in there for a good hour and then he promptly left without me seeing. The scene in that bathroom was like out of a horror movie.

*** was everywhere and it seemed that he threw up into my sink as well. I reviewed my hidden camera tapes (Ihave a Japanese wife and like to watch her ***) and what I saw made me sick. After he sat down he proceeded to rub one out into the hand towels, then started pooping all over the floor. After he took some pills (i think viagra) out of his pocket and crushed them and snorted them and a few minutes later he was jacking off again this time into the dryer all over my wife's clothes.

This went on for almost an hour until finally he was satified and his bowels were empty. He took his pooped pants off and put a pair of mine and walked out. WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THIS?

I don't even want to be in my own house because of the smell.STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM THIS COMPANY!

Review about: Poor Landscape Work.



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Bayville, New Jersey, United States #644230

and he has issues,i never had a problem with this company :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)



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united landscape design has been serving nj since 1988 and we have a 5 star rating with home advisor.com and no no active complaints with the BBB . :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) ...

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Bayville, New Jersey, United States #644209

after researching this person the ip address goes to another landscape company in new jersey

to tony ceo Boston, Massachusetts, United States #644284

How dumb are you?I would guess a 10 out of 10.

Such a absolutely *** reply to try and save face on your awful company. You traced an IP address to another landscaping company? HA!

why don't you explain how suddenly in just a few days ALL these "wonderful complements" appear about your company?Let's hear that one?

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United Landscape Design- Stinky work

Newark, New Jersey 5 comments

I hired this company to fill in the cracks outside my house on my walkway.Little did I know just how much "crack filling" I was about to experience!

The worker arrived dressed in a T-shirt and jeans breaking of beer and disappointment. I could barely understand his drunken warbles but I could see from the lusty look in his eyes that I would not be making it out of this without my crack getting filled. After a few painful hours I came to and began to look around. My behind hurt and my back was thrown out.

I was truly disgusted at what I saw. Instead of fixing all the cracks he had seemingly emptied half a septic truck on my front yard and the proceeded to squash it down into the cracks by rolling around with me while filling my crack. Now my back hurts and my yard is starting to STINK in the sun.


Review about: House Repair.



sorry for having such trouble. It looks like a common pattern with united landscape design.

Bayville, New Jersey, United States #644211

this complaint is not try after searching the ip address we found out it was another landscape company in nj oh i dont ware t shirts and i dont drink beer lol

to tony ceo of united #644283

You found that out from "searching the IP address?" Wow you are a dip s.h.i.t. way to sound like a true special person making up BS lies like that. maybe you shouldn't spam this website with your *** "oh we did so good and are amazing reviews" THAT YOU POST.

Funny Mann

I am sorry for what they did to you.We need to unite and form a class action lawsuit against those good for nothing bums.

Always late and ripping people off.I'm glad your doing better.

to Funny Mann #644212

:) :) :) :) united landscape design has been serving nj since 1988 and we have a 5 star rating with home advisor.com and no no active complaints with the BBB . :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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United Landscape Design - Terrible patio job and now not complying the warranty


We had our patio built by united corp LLC (aka United Landscape Design LLC), Monroe Twp 08831...owners name is Tony.We had a 5 year warranty, although quote was higher we went with them because of the warranty term.

Within about year and half stair cases were sinking and the steps were sinking (exactly same thing at similar time for both stair cases). And the pavers around the staircases were sinking as well. United/Tony asks me to fax the warranty to make sure the warranty term and I actually kept it safe, and says it is because of the foundation/grading sinking and it was clear that he was trying to avoid fixing it. United/Tony also offered to fix if I give more work like fire pit.

I called atleast 3 other contractors to get second opinion and all of them clearly mentioned it is a terrible job and basic rules were not followed.

Finally, I called the city inspector and gave me a report saying that patio/stairs base was not properly prepped.It is quite disappointing to see the contractors writing all kinds of warranty terms/promising and not abiding them...giving bad reputation for other contractors as well.

Review about: Patio Construction.



This must be a paid commercial/advertisement for United Corp as the company is very fraudelent.The owners name is Tony and is is very unprofessional.

CUSTOMER BEWARE. They install Techo Bloc products but are not OFFICIAL TechoBloc resellers. Therefore, if anything happens, you do not have warranty with TechoBloc. Additionally, they do not warranty your products after they receive your money.

They may tell you that they do but it is all a lie. To get a warranty, have the owner sign a contract on their company letter head and you put a stipulation that lack of warranty within the period will result in legal penalties against them at their expense.

This company is a total sham.Also hires undocumented/illegal workers and pays them peanuts when he could hire legal US residents or citizens to perform equal or better work.

West Chester Township, Ohio, United States #685020

My hubby is a landscaper and even I can tell you why this happened.they didn't prepare the ground properly, tamp it down and fill, tamp and fill, tamp and fill.

Seems like your patio is the least of this guy's worries...Have you seen the other complaints for this company?I lol'd...Hope they're not true, other wise, wow.

Los Angeles, California, United States #643336

Go to njconsumeraffairs dot gov, click on File a Complaint, then click on Office of Consumer Protection to file a complaint against the business.

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